HANGLOS.FR ≡ From The Cat For Mum Unicorn Princess And Fairies
  • Funny

  • You’re so fit I’d suck your shit through a sweaty sock

You’re so fit I’d suck your shit through a sweaty sock

$26.33 $35.02
You’re so fit I’d suck your shit through a sweaty sock – Love & Valentine’s Card All our greeting cards measure 15cm x 15cm folded, and are professionally printed in the UK on thick Premium triple coated matt finish and uncoated inner for easy writing. We even give you the option to choose the colour of your envelope. All cards are delivered in a hard back envelope to ensure your perfect card is delivered in excellent condition.
Funny

Funny

  • You make my knob throb
    $31.92 $58.09
  • Fittest Girlfriend Ever
    $18.16 $32.51
  • I still love you even when your farts smell
    $21.98 $38.25
  • My to do list: You You You You You…
    $21.62 $38.92
  • As long as I have a dick you’ll always have a place to sit
    $28.64 $43.53
  • I heart your penis
    $23.76 $43.96
  • “Puffin Compares To You” Funny Anniversary Valentines Greeting Card
    $14.7 $26.61
  • Fittest Boyfriend Ever
    $16.1 $19.96
  • I wanna fuck your fucking fanny off you twat!
    $27.79 $50.02
  • I’m not sick of you
    $32.1 $62.27
  • Funny Romantic Card for Weddings, Engagements, Anniversary or Love
    $20.75 $28.64
  • Thank dog I have you – cute & funny pet pun
    $21.76 $39.17
  • I heart your muff
    $10.32 $12.38
  • I suppose we should have sex. Happy Anniversary
    $19.24 $32.32
  • I love you more than I hate your smelly farts anniversary, Valentine’s Day card
    $23.09 $28.4
  • You’re so fit I’d suck your shit through a sweaty sock
    $26.33 $35.02

© 2026 - HANGLOS.FR