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You Need An Martini, Espresso – Funny Cocktail Birthday Card

$19.04 $29.32
You Need An Martini, Espresso – Funny Cocktail Birthday Card – Greetings Card Send your Espresso Martini loving friends and family this stylish and funny cocktail birthday card with the playful message ‘You Look Like You Need A Martini, Espresso!’ All our greeting cards are professionally printed in the UK on thick Premium triple coated matt finish and uncoated inner for easy writing. We even give you the option to choose the colour of your envelope. All cards are delivered in a hard back envelope to ensure your perfect card is delivered in excellent condition.
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