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Only twats are born in August – Happy Birthday!

$33.97 $64.88
Only twats are born in August – Happy Birthday! Birthday Card All our greeting cards measure 15cm x 15cm folded, and are professionally printed in the UK on thick Premium triple coated matt finish and uncoated inner for easy writing. We even give you the option to choose the colour of your envelope. All cards are delivered in a hard back envelope to ensure your perfect card is delivered in excellent condition.
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